Don't Be Such a Scientist
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13 photos and illustrations
6 x 9
13 photos and illustrations
"You think too much! You mother F@$#%&* think too much! You're nothing but an arrogant, pointy-headed intellectual — I want you out of my classroom and off the premises in five minutes or I'm calling the police and having you arrested for trespassing." — Hollywood acting teacher to Randy Olson, former scientist
After nearly a decade on the defensive, the world of science is about to be restored to its rightful place. But is the American public really ready for science? And is the world of science ready for the American public?
Scientists wear ragged clothes, forget to comb their hair, and speak in a language that even they don't understand. Or so people think. Most scientists don't care how they are perceived, but in our media-dominated age, style points count.
Enter Randy Olson. Fifteen years ago, Olson bid farewell to the science world and shipped off to Hollywood ready to change the world. With films like Flock of Dodos: The Evolution-Intelligent Design Circus (Tribeca '06, Showtime) and Sizzle: A Global Warming Comedy (Outfest '08), he has tried to bridge the cultural divide that has too often left science on the outside looking in.
Now, in his first book, Olson, with a Harvard Ph.D. and formerly a tenured professor of marine biology at the University of New Hampshire, recounts the lessons from his own hilarious-and at times humiliating-evolution from science professor to Hollywood filmmaker. In Don't Be Such a Scientist, he shares the secrets of talking substance in an age of style. The key, he argues, is to stay true to the facts while tapping into something more primordial, more irrational, and ultimately more human.
In a book enlivened by a profane acting teacher who made Olson realize that "nobody wants to watch you think," he offers up serious insights and poignant stories. You'll laugh, you may cry, and as a communicator you'll certainly learn the importance of not only knowing how to fulfill, but also how to arouse.
"Don't Be Such a Scientist is a stinging critique, yet it's also a funny, heart-felt account of one scientist's efforts to make non-scientists care about the natural world."
Carl Zimmer, author of Microcosm and the award-winning science blog The Loom
"If you are a wildlife professional who has ever been faced with hunters not believing your data and questioning your management recommendations, or have had to deal with angry property-rights advocates questioning not only your results but your integrity, then Don't Be Such a Scientist should be on your professional reading list."
Chapter 1. Don't Be So Cerebral
Chapter 2. Two: Don't Be So Literal Minded
Chapter 3. Don't Be Such a Poor Storyteller
Chapter 4. Don't Be So Unlikeable
Chapter 5. Be the Voice of Science!
Appendix 1. The Sizzle Frazzle
Appendix 2. Filmmaking for Scientists
Appendix 3. Randy Olson
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This Earth Day scientists will receive attention like never before (and they deserve it), but if they’re smart they’ll turn to great leaders like Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr. as models for how to engage the public. Both of them had what scientists tend to lack — narrative intuition.
In one major Washington DC Earth Day event, the Earth Optimism Summit (where I’ll be speaking) scientists will be the main attraction. Across town at the March for Science, scientists will literally be on parade. It will be a big day, but if they want to make an impact they will need to “deliver a message.” To do that they need to understand the power of narrative which underpins messaging.
Let me show you how narrative works using two of the greatest speeches in American history. I’ll analyze them with the ABT narrative template I developed and presented in my 2015 book Houston, We Have A Narrative. It’s the centerpiece of my Story Circles Narrative Training program I now run with a range of government agencies (including National Park Service, NASA, USDA, USFWS and USGS) and corporations. You won’t find it in any humanities textbooks. The closest thing is my friend Jerry Graff’s million-selling handbook for argumentation, They Say, I Say.
First, the template. The ABT consists of three words (and, but, therefore). These words embody the three fundamental forces of narrative (agreement, contradiction, consequence). It’s a tool that provides the structure for boiling down content to its narrative core by filling in the blanks of, “_____ AND _____ BUT _____ THEREFORE _____.”
The ABT gives you a narrative statement that is both concise and compelling — not boring or confusing. If you look at the Gettysburg Address, famous for its brevity, you see it’s a perfect ABT of three paragraphs.
For Martin Luther King, Jr’s “I Have A Dream” speech his first paragraph is ABT, plain and simple. He even has the words “but” and “so” (which is the more common word of consequence than “therefore”).
So why is this relevant to scientists? Because if they want to accomplish anything meaningful, they need a clear message, which means narrative. In fact, narrative is what “branding” is in the business world. It all comes down to the same basic dynamics — “Coke AND Pepsi are great, BUT 7 Up is better, THEREFORE you need to drink it.”
On April 22 large numbers of scientists will walk the streets of Washington DC and demand … what? What will they demand? What is their message? What is their motto? What is their slogan? What is their slugline (the short statement of their demands)?
Let’s have a look at their website. In their banner is the title of the event, “The March for Science,” but nothing more.
The fact is the march was announced over two months ago, but still there doesn’t seem to be a simple message. This is a problem, because when you fail to speak up for yourself simply and loudly, others will speak for you. This is exactly what has happened for the Science March.
On January 31 a scientist from South Carolina wrote an editorial in the New York Times titled, “A Scientists March on Washington is a Bad Idea.” This was followed by Vox calling the idea “awkward,” BuzzFeed saying scientists were “arguing” over it, and Science Magazine offering unsolicited advice.
For all of these media pronouncements there has been no clear idea of what the scientists want (i.e. the message — and maybe all they really want is to be respected, in which case they might draw their message from the motto of the nation’s largest science organization, American Association for the Advancement of Science, which is “Serving society”). Looking at the four paragraphs of text on the March for Science website you see very little narrative structure. Instead of starting with words of agreement (such as “We all know science is a cornerstone of our society”) it begins with consequence (scientists are marching). Which means from the outset they are narratively confused.
It’s great that scientists are massing for the big events, but it would be even better if they could agree on what it is they want. They (and actually everyone) would do well this Earth Day to study the narrative structure of those who understand it’s power, past and present. This includes Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Jr., and yes, as I regretfully pointed out in a podcast the morning after the election, our new President.
Sorry about that, but it’s still a fact that narrative is essential to lead. People don’t follow voices that are boring or confusing. It’s a principle of society that reaches back thousands of years. Scientists can’t afford to neglect it.
Randy Olson earned his Ph.D. at Harvard University and became a professor of marine biology before moving to Hollywood for his second career as a filmmaker. He is the author of Don't be Such a Scientist.
At Island Press, our staff, authors, educators, practitioners, and partner organizations are committed to providing the knowledge and information that can change minds, change practice, and change policy. That's why we're partnering with The March for Science. History contains far too many examples of attempts to suppress, obfuscate, and deny the knowledge that comes from science, and to shut down the vital conversation that advances and promotes it. We need to be vigilant in defending science against those who find it inconvenient or lack the will to engage with it.
With that in mind, we're offering a free excerpt from the book Don't Be Such a Scientist by Hollywood filmmaker and former science professor Randy Olson. In the book, Olson shares the secrets of talking substance in an age of style. The key, he argues, is to stay true to the facts while tapping into something more primordial, more irrational, and ultimately more human. You'll laugh, you may cry, and as a communicator you'll learn the importance and power of narrative.
Download a free excerpt here or read it below.
Katharine Sucher is the Publicity & Marketing Assistant at Island Press.